This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
Happy father’s day, dad.
But also, happy father’s day, mumma. For all the times you held the responsibilities of two and provided the love and support of two, especially at times when only one was around. You are forever appreciated.
- Me: oh thats cute
- : *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
"Sending happy vibes to yer angry uterus"
- Rebecca, upon hearing me complain about my perioding
I answered the phone at work today for a client:
- Me: Good afternoon, [company name]. How may I direct your call?
- Person on the other end: Oh.... *hangs up*
